frog attack

Attack of the Ceramic Frog

3:25:00 AM

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Let me start by first saying that the little guy right above my typing is completely misleading. This is anything but a peaceful post. It is, however, about a frog attack. Yes, that's right. Frog Attack.

So I was browsing the AP wire looking for something remotely interesting to post to our website (we all know how much I hate this part of my day) when those two words - Frog Attack - literally jumped out and captured my attention. Who could resist a slug like that?!

This old guy in Port St. Lucie, Florida, attacked his roommate's son with a five-pound ceramic frog. Apparently the son hit the old dude in the eye... but a ceramic frog? Really? Isn't that overreacting just a little?

I mean, sure. Getting punched in the face isn't the same as getting to kiss a frog prince, but picking up said frog and bashing the other guy in the head with it just seems extreme.

Apparently the cops thought so, too. The old guy was arrested and charged with aggravated domestic battery.

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2 comments

  1. Oooooooookkkkkkkaaaaaayyy. Some people are so angry.

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  2. I know, right? It's like that woman who tazed someone for hugging her on Christmas day!

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