Truth

by - April 12, 2010

In my experience, the above is 100% true.

Let me give you an example. On Saturday I was on my way to see the boyfriend. We were on the phone while I was driving, right? And he was flipping through channels looking for something to watch.

Boyfriend: Holy sh*t!
Me: What's wrong?
Boyfriend: You should see this chick's boobs. They're huge.
(he had stumbled across a syfy movie about a monster gator)
Boyfriend: Oh my God. She's running. She's wearing a thong bikini.
Me: Thanks for sharing.
Boyfriend: These other two chicks are hot, too. One's a redhead.
(the big boobed one is warning them about the gator apparently, but they don't believe her and get eaten)
Boyfriend: Oh. My. God. (almost breathlessly) She's crawling. Gaht-almighty.

He DVRed it so he could rewind it and show it to me when I got there. How sweet, right? I thought so.

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4 comments

  1. Ah kids. One day we do grow up. :P

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  2. And by growing up I mean anything above the age of 21 lol.

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  3. At least he wanted to share the joy with you.

    He could have just been a D-bag and DVRd it for his own personal joy, but, no, he did it for you.

    That's true love- sharing boob-running-redhead-alligator moments with each other. :)

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  4. Yeah, I agree with Christina. This only proves that he's not selfish. But that movie would be better with beer. ;D

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