Saturday, April 25, 2026

Real Outfit Roundup: Spring Outfit Ideas To Copy

Has it really been two weeks since my last post? Wow! I'm a bit astounded that that much time has already passed and that I didn't manage to finish a single blog for you guys. Would you believe I currently have 11 posts in draft stages? Everything from product reviews to books and a gift guide and even some teacher/school specific stuff. So lots of good stuff is coming! Soon ... ish. Let's just say I'm working on it...

Anyway, welcome back to another edition of real outfit roundup! A post where the outfits are real and my reasons for wearing them probably matter. To someone. Somewhere. I mean, otherwise why are you here? On my page. Right now. Reading a post about what I wore over the last two weeks.

The last two weeks have been all about end-of-the-year state testing. We came back from Spring Break and jumped right into review mode, which is never much fun, but I designed an activity that had surprisingly high buy-in and resulted in quite a few a-ha! moments. Finally, finally, it clicked for a good chunk of my students this year why we've been doing things a certain way all year long. So I'm hopeful that they did well on my section of the tests this past week. Unfortunately, we've got two more days of testing to get through next week before we start racing to the finish line.

We've been given the green light to wear jeans the remainder of the year, but you won't find any jeans outfits here this week. For me, jeans are uncomfortable for a full day of teaching, and especially for testing days. They're stiff and hot and I don't like wearing nothing but jeans and a t-shirt day after day. Skirts and dresses are much more my speed. They're usually cooler and so much easier to move in.

Sizing info: I'm 5'2" and weigh about 140 lbs. I typically wear size 6 or s/m in clothes and size 7 in shoes.

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I was absolutely not ready to return to school after Spring Break. Like at all. It's been an exhausting school year, y'all. So I decided that an interesting outfit was in order. Also, it was still pretty cool this particular Monday, so layers were in order.

I started with this sweater vest, patchwork skirt, and velvet Mary Janes. They were such a fun match color-wise. The vest has a nice burgundy-ish scallop stitch detail going around each of the hems. It's not a thick vest, which means it's perfect for spring and maybe even early summer before it gets too hot. However, on this day it was fairly cool, so I added a basic white t-shirt underneath. It's a boyfriend-fit tee so it's nice and loose, kind of boxy.

My skirt is so fun. It's by a brand that I've come to trust in terms of quality -- WESTFADE. The skirt is 100% cotton, so it's incredibly comfortable. I sized up to a large (8/10) since I wasn't sure about the sizing. It fits a bit loose, but it's not going to fall off so it works. I love all the different colors in the pattern. It's still available in limited sizes.

I had been patiently waiting for these Mary Janes to be restocked. They're so much better in person. I got my normal size, and they were still comfortable with the socks, which I added because it was cool. They've got cute little pink flowers on them.
Headband | Coffee Club Tee | Lace Vest (sold out) | Pants | Mary Janes (similar, similar)

I was so excited for these pants to come in. How cute are the scalloped details on them?! They're 100% polyester with an elastic waistband and functional pockets. They're cropped, which makes them ankle length on me (my preference). They come in a few other colors, but I love this darker brown. Of course I couldn't resist pairing them with my favorite coffee club graphic tee. I can't believe it's still available! I even saw some in my local Target last weekend. This is one of my most-worn t-shirts over the last couple of years, so I highly recommend it.

I felt like the outfit was missing something, so I added this lace vest over the top and finished the look with my favorite brown, woven Mary Janes. My lace vest has sold out, unfortunately, but there are lots of pretty options out there. Like this tie-front lace vest from Loft, or this tie-front eyelet vest from LC Lauren Conrad, or even this crocheted vest by Allegra K. My Mary Janes are also no longer available, but I've linked to an updated version of the same shoe as well as a good dupe.
Blouse (similar) | Belt | Skirt | Mary Janes

I broke out this blue cotton-linen skirt for Wednesday. It's so dang comfortable, y'all, and I love the lace detailing around the hem. I love it so much that I actually ordered it in two more colors!

This go 'round I paired it with this old favorite floral blouse. I really like this style of blouse from Old Navy, and they usually have updated versions every year. This airy button-down top is the closest thing they have right now.

I added this light brown woven belt for a bit of definition at my waist. I tucked the tie string on the skirt's waist into the skirt to hide it. Then I finished out the look with these blue Mary Janes. I know I keep talking about the buckle design on these, but it really is a cool feature! Instead of completely undoing the buckle every time you take them off and/or put them on, it has a hook feature instead. It's incredibly convenient and easy, and I've not once had an issue with them coming undone while I'm wearing them.

One of my students told me I looked like a strawberry. I was going more for tomato when I planned this, but I'll take strawberry, too.

This green-striped skirt is so good, y'all. It's fully lined and has pockets. The waist is elastic, but the front waistband is flat. It's a nice, bright green, too, which is something I felt like my closet was missing.

Pairing it with this red floral print top was kind of a happy accident. I don't even know how I ended up with this combo, but I really love the way it turned out, especially with the red Mary Jane jellies. I cannot believe I not only bought a pair of these but also really like them. For one, they're such a great color. Nice and bright. For another, the footbed isn't made of the jelly plastic stuff, so they feel like a real shoe. They were also comfortable for all day wear at school, so win win.

My Friday outfit was my favorite outfit of the week. I felt a little bit like June Cleaver in this get-up but in the best way. This skirt is that one from Target that went viral last year. It's such a good skirt, and I'm sad that I can't link to it since they didn't bring it back this year. I linked to a couple of similar options for you. I think everyone needs a good white midi skirt in their closet. The styling possibilities are endless!

This sleeveless button-up blouse is so gorgeous in person, y'all. The blue embroidered eyelet is a bit brighter than I was anticipating, but I don't hate it. The top is lined, so it's not see-through at all. I really liked it with the white skirt. I feel like all that white really made the blue pop. I did add my light-brown belt for a bit of definition at the waist.

I added this gorgeous, chunky, resin bead necklace. I was skeptical about ordering it. I tend to ignore trends, and I wasn't sure how I would like the very oversized beads, but I absolutely love this necklace and have been getting so much wear out of it. It comes in several one-color options, as well.

I actually remembered to snap pictures of what I wore over the weekend! Granted, I wore the same pair of flowy shorts and my brown sandals both days and just changed out my shirt ... but in my defense, I did only wear them for an hour or two each times.

Anyway, my love for flowy shorts that look like a skirt continues this year. This pair is the same brand as the ones I wore all last summer, so I knew they would be good quality. I love this yellow floral print. It goes with so many things I already own, but this first time I wore it was with a new graphic tee.

Y'all, when I saw this t-shirt, I laughed so hard that I knew I had to get it. In case you can't read it, it says: You've just buttered your last biscuit. And it's a cowboy cat. I can't wear it to school since he's holding a gun, but it's perfect for the weekend.

I told you I basically wore the same outfit two days in a row. On Sunday, I decided to keep the shorts and sandals and just pick a different shirt. Y'all know I love my Tom Petty concert tee, and it was such a perfect match for these shorts. The shirt is several years old, but I did find it on Poshmark for you, and I'm linking to a couple other Tom Petty tees that I think are pretty good.
Def Leopard Tee (similar) | Skirt | Mary Janes (similarsimilar)

That brings us to last Monday and the first day of testing. I wanted to be comfortable, but that for me that doesn't mean jeans a t-shirt. This yellow skirt is the same as the blue one from earlier in the post. I will say that it is a brighter yellow in person than it appears on the product page, but I don't hate it.

I had a ton of options for tops to wear, but I ultimately decided I wanted to wear this old, comfy Def Leopard tee that I have no idea where it came from. That's how old it is. I decided to leave it untucked, which is very much unlike me. I applaud all the women who are doing the loose and baggy look, but I'm not sure it's for me. I always feel so sloppy and shapeless when I can't find my waist in an outfit. But I digress...

Like I said earlier, I wanted to be comfortable, and it was a bit cool that morning, so I pulled out this new, silly cat printed cardigan.

This cardigan has been sitting patiently on my wish list for years, y'all. I don't know what made me ultimately click buy, but I'm glad that I did. I love whimsical cardigans so much. They're an easy way to add a bit of unexpected fun to an outfit. It also doesn't hurt that this one is in my school colors.

It's a bit oversized in terms of fit and is nice and soft. It's a thick knit, too, which means it's warm. I ended up not wearing it all day as the temperatures warmed up, but it was fun while it lasted.
Dress | Lace Tee | Cardigan | Purse | Mary Janes (similarsimilar)

I've been stalking this dress at Target for awhile now. After looking at it every single time we've been in like the last month, I decided it was meant to be and bought it. I love the almost faded look of this floral print. It's also 100% cotton and has pockets. Some notes on the fit. The v-neck is pretty deep, but the straps are adjustable. The back is very low, and I felt like there was the possibility of side boob. To make it school appropriate, I layered it over this beige-brown lace mesh tee, which provided some coverage without taking away from the dress itself. Then I added a cardigan.

This cardigan is almost 100% cotton, so it's incredibly comfortable. It's ribbed but also has a kind of bumpy texture. Maybe marled? I'm not sure. I've been looking for a light blue cardigan for awhile, ever since I apparently got rid of the one that I'd had for years for some reason I can't remember. This one will do nicely. It pulled out the almost hidden blues in the dress's pattern.
Necklace | Yellow Tee (similar, similar) | Vest (similar) | Skirt | Mary Janes (similarsimilar)

This is another one of those viral Nashalyly skirts. I'd been eyeing this pale green floral print for awhile and finally decided enough was enough. It's a really pretty print with yellow, navy blue, and a pale pink woven in. I decided to play with the yellow.

I've had this basic yellow tee for several years. I can't remember where it came from at this point, and the tag has worn off so I can't even tell what brand it is. It's pretty thin, though, and yellow isn't really my color, so I never wear it on its own. I layered my trusty denim vest over the top, then added my chunky beaded necklace and my brown woven Mary Jane flats.

Thursday brought my favorite outfit of the week. Sometimes two dresses are simply better than one. Really, though, I got this idea and decided to run with it.

My black dress is one of those ribbed maxi dresses I got last summer and then wore the crap out of. I still love it now, and I'm really hoping Old Navy will bring it back this summer. It's just that good. I mean, I even wrote an entire post about why I love and own it in four different colors.

The striped dress is new. I saw it somewhere styled as a long, duster-style vest and not as a dress and was intrigued. I sized up to a large to be on the safe side and to ensure that if I ever did decide to wear it on its own as a dress, the buttons wouldn't pull. I feel like I need to mention this since it's stuck with me. This dress smelled awful when it first came in, so it went into the washing machine right away. I even dried it before thinking about the possible consequences, but thankfully it did not shrink, or not enough for me to notice anyway. That got the smell out and softened it up a bit. I'm looking forward to styling this a bunch of different ways.

I cannot believe these sandals are still available! Three years in, and they're still in really good condition and still very comfortable. I recommend sizing up a half size, though, as the straps are pretty snug and have not stretched out at all over the last three years ... and I wear these things a ton.
Black Cat Graphic Tee | Belt | Skirt (similarsimilar) | Mary Janes (similar)

And that brings us to Friday. I woke up in a horrible mood, so I decided that I needed to dress the opposite of how I felt. I wish I could say that it helped, but I really didn't feel any better until I got home that afternoon and took about a two-hour nap. Oh well, thus is life.

I did think this outfit turned out cute, although one of my students asked me why I was wearing a Halloween outfit in April. What is it about a black cat that makes it strictly a Halloween thing? I'm not even wearing Halloween-specific colors! I just thought the cats were funny. It does come in orange, though, if you want it for Halloween purposes.

I love this skirt, but I cannot for the life of me remember where I ordered it from, and I can't find any order details. I think I found it on two different sites. At any rate, the pattern is an exact match, and it appears to be tiered in the same way as well as the same length. Proceed with caution as I cannot verify anything.

Monday, April 13, 2026

What I Wore the First 2 Weeks of April

It feels like I just posted one of these outfit roundups yesterday! How has it been two weeks already? Anyway...welcome to the first real outfit roundup of April, which technically includes the last three days of March (but who's counting?).

This roundup includes one week of teacher outfits plus a bonus weekend look that I would absolutely wear to school and three outfits from Spring Break (including a bonus outfit that Alexis wore), because let's be honest, I wasn't thinking about taking pictures of my daily outfits this past week.

We did have a brief dip back into cooler temperatures this week; think mid to upper 60s instead of low 80s. But I think we're probably done with the cooler weather now. Our forecast for the next week has a couple of 90-degree days in it!

Sizing info: I'm 5'2" and weigh about 140 lbs. I typically wear size 6 or s/m in clothes and size 7 in shoes.
Dress (similar) | T-shirt (similar) | Cardigan | Necklace | Sneakers | Bag

This was actually a forgotten outfit from the last weekend in March. My husband and I had the day to ourselves. I can't remember everything that we did, but I do know that we walked through a few stores that we don't typically go in and we got ice cream that afternoon.

That weekend was pretty cool, and as you can see from the picture, this Sunday was rainy. I kind of regretted my outfit choice, to be honest, because my legs definitely got cold. This is one of the oldest dresses in my closet. I wear it a lot in the summer because it's easy and cool. This particular day, I added a white t-shirt underneath and then topped it off with my green flower cardigan. Because it was raining, I decided sneakers made the most sense, so I pulled out these old faux leather ones.
Dress | Cardigan (similar) | Shoes

I picked up this dress on sale at Old Navy over the weekend and decided to wear it to work on Monday. The pattern is primarily blue, but there are green leaves, so I decided to match that with my shoes and cardigan. My cardigan is old, but I found one that is very similar.

The dress is a cotton-rayon mix. It has a nice little tie detail on the bodice. It is cut pretty slim, but the back of the skirt has a slit for ease of movement. I got this in a medium, and I'm glad that I did because of the slim fit. I don't think I would have liked it in a small, and I'm pretty sure it's going to shrink, so keep that in mind.

These green mary janes have been a go-to shoe for me lately. I love the little bit of whimsy they add to any outfit. I feel like the color is just unexpected and fun. They're also very comfortable, and I appreciate the special design of the buckle.

This was a fun outfit for a Tuesday. This skirt is really cute in person. It's the perfect length and has so many colors to play with. It's tiered and has just the right amount of twirl.

I finally was able to find this t-shirt online! But I kept the link to one that's close and in the same color. My actual t-shirt is from Rural King and is so soft.

My cardigan is selling out, so if you like it, better act fast. I love it. It's super soft and adds a fun bit of whimsy to whatever outfit you pair it with.

These espadrilles are such a pretty yellow color. I'm surprised at how much I like them. You should know that they are very flimsy, definitely not meant for long walks, but they are okay for teaching. The footbeds are fairly soft and squishy. I'm not sure how I'm going to keep them clean, to be honest.
T-shirt (similar) | Vest | Skirt | Shoes

I just love this linen skirt so much. It's such a nice shade of blue and so easy to wear. This go 'round I decided that I wanted to wear it with this crochet vest. I tried several different color tees before landing on this light purple. I've had it for several years now, and the brand I bought it from doesn't have this color anymore, so I linked to a similar one.

My vest is still available in all sizes. It's adorable in person, y'all, and has lots of different colors woven into it that you can match it with. I'm still discovering its potential.

My shoes are the same as the green mary janes from earlier in the post. I got these blue ones first, and I love how much of a neutral they are. They've been a nice addition to my closet.
Dress (similar) | Vest (similar) | Shoes (similar)

This dress that I bought on a whim last year has turned out to be so versatile. In the summer I wear it by itself all the time. The rest of the year I layer random things over the top of it. This go 'round I went with this brown sweater vest that a sweet coworker gifted to me. Since I don't know where it came from, I can't link the exact one, but it's essentially exactly the same as my red and light blue ones, so I'm linking to that for y'all.

These woven brown mary janes are going to get a lot of wear again this spring. They're holding up nicely for the price that I bought them at. I can't recommend this style of flat enough.

The Friday before Spring Break was a crazy one, and it really had nothing to do with the students. A construction crew cut through the cable that powers internet for the entire district! So we had no internet at all. Thankfully, I had already printed out what I needed, but my plan to have about 20 minutes of free time absolutely failed.

I still absolutely love this red polka dot skirt, especially now that I have a half slip to wear underneath it. I know I've mentioned it in other posts, but this skirt is completely sheer, so in the right lights you can see everything. It's so incredibly cute, though, and has been fun to mix and match in my closet. The slip that I ordered especially for this skirt is so cute, y'all, and it was really easy to wear. It's 100% cotton, so not that slick material a lot of other slips are these days. It's got pretty lace detailing on the hem and hits me right above my knee.

My sneakers are new. I ordered them to replace the sneakers in the first outfit. Those have seen a better day, and it was time (they were over 5 years old!). This time I wanted to go with a pair of canvas sneakers, and I really like these Rocket Dog ones. They're nice and squishy on the inside and have just the right amount of bulk. They were comfortable to wear all day in my classroom, too.
Sweatshirt (via Old Navy) | Tank | Jeans | Shoes | Bag

I don't remember which day of Spring Break this was; all I can tell you is that it was much cooler than I expected it to be, so when we went to grab dinner that evening, I put on this favorite bookstore sweatshirt that I really wish I could link to, but it's long gone. I really do like Old Navy's graphic sweatshirts, but they don't have anything similar to this one right now. But I did find a website full of fun bookish sweatshirts that has lots of awesome options. You can check those out here.

I did wear a ribbed, white tank top underneath the sweatshirt. I probably should give these tanks their own appreciation post. I own quite a few of them now. They're a great basic, especially for layering, and they're very affordable.

I hear flower jeans are all the rage these days. I've had these for awhile now, and they're still available. I did not pay very much for them, and they're on the thin side, but I wear them all. the. time.

Alexis's birthday almost always fall during Spring Break, and this year we decided to do a birthday beach day trip. We snapped this picture outside of the Gulf Coast Burger Co.'s Shake Shack, which is absolutely worth a visit if you're ever in Destin. Alexis's dress was a birthday gift from me and her daddy. It comes in two other patterns.

My dress is one that I had looked at online and didn't like, but then I saw it in person and actually really liked it. Online it felt very red, white, and blue, and I just wasn't feeling it. But in person, the red is more of a dark pink. It would definitely still work for the 4th of July, but it doesn't feel as over-the-top patriotic as I was expecting. I sized up to the medium, but I definitely could have worn the small. I do think it will probably shrink some in the wash; it's 100% cotton.

My sandals are from Old Navy last year. I found a pair that looks almost exactly the same on Amazon, so that's what I linked to. My sunglasses are new from Old Navy, but I guess they don't list those on their websites anymore? They're nice quality and were under $20, so I feel like I got a good deal on them.

We're ending with the day I got my hair chopped off short. I'd been thinking about it for about a year, so I decided to take the leap and just do it. And I love it.

This is actually the same dress as above, but in a paisley pattern. It's in a more earthy, natural color scheme, which I really like. I decided to add my denim vest over the top and fully button it to create a top and skirt look. Then I finished the look out with my yellow espadrille mary janes, as seen earlier in the post. I'm also linking my cats-eye, layered necklaces, which are still available and super cute.

Thursday, April 9, 2026

One Woman Book Club Review: Boy Swallows Universe

This book was incredible. It blew away my expectations, especially for a book that is essentially a memoir. If you know me, then you'll know I don't read many of those, and I honestly did not know that's what this book was when I downloaded it two years ago. Nevertheless, regardless of my usual preferences, Boy Swallows Universe was fantastic.

This was my March book club pick, but I didn't actually read it until the first week of April. March just got away from me, so I used a good chunk of my Spring Break to read this novel. It took me several days to read this one -- it's 453 pages long. It's not a light and fluffy read, although there were certainly parts of the story that made me laugh out loud. It's about a kid growing up in the 1980s in the suburbs of Brisbane, Australia, and he's going through it. Let's see if I can give you a brief plot summary before I dive into the full review.

Eli Bell is 12-years-old when he realizes his stepfather, Lyle, is selling drugs for Tytus Broz. It's a pretty big blow for Eli since Lyle is his hero, the man he looks up to the most in the world. One night, Tytus Broz and his goons show up at Eli's house to take Lyle away, never to be seen again, and Eli's mother ends up going to prison on a made-up charge. Eli and his brother, August, have to go live with their dad, Robert, who's basically an alcoholic hermit due to his debilitating anxiety. Through it all, Eli has one consistent adult to lean on: Slim Halliday, an infamous criminal who holds the record for most successful prison escapes. Eventually, the story will come full circle, but it takes years before justice will be served.

Okay, so this is told in first person point of view through Eli. It spans about six years of Eli's life. Before we get into the spoilers, I feel like there's a warning that needs to be issued about this book, and that is the language. It's horrendous. These characters cuss like sailors and really like to drop f-bombs. So, if you're offended by persistent and consistent cursing, you should probably skip this one. That said, it's beautifully written. Despite the proficient foul language, there's definitely a poetic quality to this story. Mr. Dalton has a way with words.

This book is written like a memoir, so it's like having access to Eli's mind and his most important memories during this specific time period. Most of it is told in a linear timeline, however there are quite a few flashbacks woven into the story. They help to provide perspective and give insight on Eli's choices, which otherwise wouldn't always make sense. This review will not cover every single detail -- that would be impossible in a story of this size-- but will focus on the most important plot points for the main arc of the story.

To avoid spoilers, skip to the end of this post.

***Spoilers***

The novel begins with Eli having a driving lesson with his babysitter, the infamous Slim Halliday. This chapter is less about the driving lesson and more about establishing the three most important characters of the novel: Eli, his brother August, and his mentor Slim. So let's start there.

Eli is 12 years old, but his mind and his soul are much older. He notices everything, all the little details, which often results in him hyper-focusing on one thing or another and getting lost in the moment. He wants to be a crime reporter one day, so this noticing will come in handy eventually. His babysitter, Slim, is the infamous Houdini of Boggo Road. He might be a murderer, and he might be considered the most successful prison escape artist of his time, but to Eli, he's a mentor and friend and one of the only people who's always there for him. Slim's wisdom and stories become Eli's guiding voice almost. Eli's brother, August, doesn't speak. Not because he can't, but because he doesn't want to. He communicates by writing in the air. August is brilliant but different. He sees things and knows things that he shouldn't. He's Eli's and their mother's protector, always, and is the second person that Eli can always count on.

From there the actual storyline begins. This story takes years to unfold in its entirety, and the author doesn't skip over the years that seemingly have no bearing on the main plot. Those in-between chapters are important, though, to the development of our main character, Eli, and to a lesser extent his brother, August.

I mentioned in the brief plot summary earlier that Eli discovers his stepfather, Lyle, is selling drugs for a man named Tytus Broz. Lyle is incredibly important to Eli, who barely remembers his real father and never sees him. Lyle is his hero, so to discover that he's selling heroin on the side is quite the blow. One night, Eli follows Lyle to his supplier's house where he convinces Lyle to let him help out on his runs. For awhile, things seem to be going their way, but one fateful night, Tytus Broz shows up unannounced at their home.

Turns out, Lyle has been selling on the side and cutting Tytus out of the profits. We confirm later in the story that Lyle's best friend and partner, Teddy, sold him out, although it's pretty obvious in the moment. Tytus's men drag Lyle out of the house and knock Eli's mom, Frankie, out. Then they question Eli and his brother, August, who Lyle wrote a message to in the air about the location of his heroin stockpile just before he was dragged out. August speaks for the first time in Eli's memory: "Your end is a dead blue wren." Obviously, that was not what Tytus wanted to hear, and Eli loses his right pointer finger as a consequence.

When he wakes up in hospital, Eli learns from Slim that his mother has been arrested on charges of child neglect. The story the cops were told was that August chopped off Eli's finger with an axe while trying to chop up an action figure. Lyle is said to have disappeared.

So the boys must now go to live with their biological father, Robert, who they've not seen in years. Robert is an alcoholic who rarely leaves his house. He has debilitating anxiety that results in intense panic attacks.

A lot of important things happen while the boys are living with their father. One of the most notable is the involvement of their school counselor, Mrs. Birkbeck. It's through her that we learn about the incident that resulted in the boys' separation from their father. When they were very young, Robert drove the three of them into a lake. Eli has a recurring dream about the accident, and August has been obsessively painting the accident. Eli has also confided to the counselor that August believes they both died in the accident and then returned. This, if you're wondering, is when August stopped talking. It's unclear, even after me having read the book, whether the accident was actually an accident. 

Another notable event from this in-between time is Eli managing to break into the women's prison where his mother is serving her sentence. With Slim's help, he is smuggled in via a produce truck on Christmas Day. He ends up running from the prison guards and almost managing to escape by climbing the fence. But his rope breaks. Luckily for him, the guards don't want any bad publicity resulting from a 13-year-old sneaking in, so they let him go.

Probably the most notable event in this part of Eli's life is the death of Slim, though it doesn't take up much chapter space. This is a little over halfway through the book, but Eli never fully abandons his mentor. Slim lives on in his mind, imparting words of wisdom and life lessons that guide Eli through the remainder of the book.

Shortly after Slim's death, Eli's mother is released from prison, and to his surprise, she moves in with Teddy. Just before this happened, August revealed to Eli where he'd hidden Lyle's heroin stockpile, and Eli sold it back to the original owner. During that transaction, Eli's suspicions about Teddy's loyalty to Lyle are confirmed, so during a week-long visit with his mom and Teddy, Eli flat out asks him why he betrayed his best friend. As you can imagine, this doesn't go over well, and Teddy is revealed to be an abusive bastard. But despite his abusive tendencies, it takes awhile for Eli's mom to finally leave him for good.

When that happens, Eli convinces his dad to do the right thing and take her in. Teddy, though, doesn't just let her go and brings some of his trucker buddies to forcibly take her back. It's at this point that we meet Eli's old pen-pal, Alexander Bermudez. At the beginning of the book, Eli was exchanging letters with the imprisoned sergeant at arms of the Queensland Rebels motorcycle gang. Alex has shown up to show his appreciation to Eli for his friendship during his time inside, and he pretty much saves the day...in a lot of ways that will play out over the next few chapters.

Kind of mixed in with all of these big, life-changing events, Eli has decided that he absolutely wants to become a crime reporter for The Courier-Mail. He has unsuccessfully tried to get hired as a cadet reporter, which is kind of like a paid intern; he missed the application deadline. However, Alex agrees to an exclusive interview, which gets Eli in the door. He's brought on as the backup to the backup horse-racing reporter. He's also getting to work with the love of his life, Caitlyn Spies, who we actually met earlier in the book. It was just after everything happened with Tytus Broz, and Eli wanted to expose him. He took his story to Caitlyn Spies, promptly fell in love with her, and was interrupted by a crazy guy causing a scene over his wife's death.

Eli has been told expressly by the editor to stay away from the crime desk, but when the paper is scooped on the disappearance of a family including a missing 8-year-old boy with ties to Tytus Broz and Iwan Krol, Eli can't help himself. He gives Caitlyn Iwan's name, and she, being the dedicated investigator she is, launches an investigation that will eventually lead us to the resolution of the story.

Meanwhile, Eli has just been handed his first big assignment. He's to interview 10 recipients of the inaugural Queensland Champions which is recognizing citizens for their contributions to the community. August is actually one of the recipients for his work to raise funds and awareness for muscular dystrophy, which is an interesting side story -- he actually gave away 95% of the money Eli made selling the heroin to their neighbor with muscular dystrophy and liked the feeling of giving back so much that he just kept going and even managed to convince Alex Bermudez to back him in a business venture allowing criminal enterprises to give back to charitable causes. Anyway, one of the people Eli is tasked with interviewing is none other than Tytus Broz. He saves him for last.

Just as Eli is about to leave for his interview, Caitlyn shows up. She's finished her investigation into Iwan Krol and wants to see things through to the end. The interview itself is weird; Tytus has a new prosthetic arm prototype he wants to show off, which is almost too lifelike. The interview ends when a blue wren dashes itself into the window (Remember the first thing August says? Your end is a dead blue wren.). When Eli and Caitlyn go out to see if it's alive, it seemingly comes back to life and flies away, landing on a suspicious out-of-place concrete bunker in the middle of Tytus Broz's otherwise luxurious garden.

When everyone has left the estate, Eli and Caitlyn sneak back inside the garden and break into the bunker. What they find is akin to Frankenstein's laboratory -- operating rooms filled with human body parts, including the preserved heads of Tytus and Iwan's victims and Eli's missing finger. Among the heads is Lyle, who Eli has to take with him, along with his finger. Fortunately, they also find the missing little boy, still alive, and manage to rescue him, but not before being confronted by Iwan, who Eli manages to wound by chopping part of his foot off with an axe.

After escaping the bunker, they all head to city hall where the Queensland Champions award ceremony is already underway. Eli makes it just in time to see his brother receive his medal and to set up Tytus Broz's downfall. He and August swap out the prosthetic prototype Tytus planned to unveil after receiving his award with Lyle's preserved head.

In the resulting chaos, Iwan shows up and manages to separate Eli from pretty much everyone. He stabs Eli in the stomach, and somehow they end up on the roof in a police standoff with Iwan using Eli's body as a shield. Eli turns the tide by smashing the jar holding his missing finger against Iwan's temple, causing Iwan to drop him and allowing the police to shoot Iwan.

Eli, unsurprisingly, almost dies from his wound. In his pre-death vision, he's in the prison yard with Slim, and Slim helps him escape by climbing over the wall. He ends up on a beach where a woman, who Eli later determines is Caitlyn, calls him back home.

The book ends with Eli and Caitlyn partnering to tell the story of Tytus Broz. They go back to where it all began: Eli's childhood home. Eli shows her the secret room that Lyle built to hide his drug stash. In the room is a red telephone. This telephone plays an important part in the story, despite my not mentioning it until the very end. I couldn't figure out how to explain it. This phone only receives calls, and it only receives calls from August, but not the August of this timeline. These alternate Augusts impart critical knowledge to both Eli and August that helps guide them through life, giving credence to August's belief that he died in the accident with his dad and came back to life.

This red phone was also present in the room where Caitlyn and Eli found the little boy, so she's well aware of what it is and what it does. While Caitlyn and Eli are in the underground room, the phone rings one final time. But this time, Eli doesn't answer at the behest of Caitlyn. Instead, they share their first kiss.

***End Spoilers***

I know I already said it at the beginning of the post, but this book is phenomenal. I almost wish I could read it with my students, but the language alone would disqualify it.

Parts of it are almost unbelievable, but the author has said that it's about 50% true. The main character, Eli, is based on the author himself. August, Eli's older brother, is a mash-up of Dalton's three real-life brothers. Lyle and Frankie, Eli's stepfather and mother, were based on Dalton's real stepfather who was a heroin dealer and mother who did serve time. Robert was based on Dalton's deceased father, and Caitlyn Spies was inspired by his wife. Slim - the Houdini of Boggo Road - was a real criminal who was friends with Dalton's family. (via State Library Queensland)

Slim was the character I was most interested in learning about after I realized that this novel was based in part on a true story. His history was easy enough to verify, and I'm pretty impressed that Dalton stayed true to the facts with this character. I feel like it showed the duality most people have to them. We're not all good or bad.

Arthur "Slim" Halliday's first stint in Boggo Road Gaol was in 1939; he was sentenced to five years on a burglary charge but ended up serving ten before it was all said and done. His first escape happened in 1940 when he scaled the prison wall. It took two weeks to recapture him, and the section of wall became known as Halliday's Leap. He escaped again in 1946, in the exact same way over the exact same stretch of wall, taking two prisoners with him this time. All three were recaptured within a week. He was released in 1949 but was back in 1952, this time on a murder charge. He was released for good in the 1970s and died in 1987. (via Inside Boggo Road)

The other character I was interested in was Alexander Bermudez, the Boggo Road prisoner with whom Eli exchanged letters with throughout a good chunk of the book and who showed up during the fight with Teddy for Eli's mom. He wasn't a major character, but he was pretty important to Eli, and I liked that he didn't forget about this kid who helped him get through his sentence. Yet another character that shows the duality of humans. What I found was that the Rebels motorcycle club was and is real, but there's nothing verifying Alex actually existence, although it's certainly not out of the realm of possibilities.

So final thoughts -- read this book! You get to watch this kid grow up and truly struggle with good and bad. He finds himself in so many impossible situations, things that a 12 year old should never have to worry about, but he is so resilient and honestly pretty funny at times. I love the relationship between Eli and his brother, the innocent and naive way in which he views his mother, his dedication to a cause, and his determination to succeed in life. It's truly a story worth reading.

P.S. There's a Netflix series based off this book. I'm not sure if I'll watch it, but I'm definitely interested.

Sunday, April 5, 2026

My 2026 Swimsuit Picks

Spring Break is upon us, and that means it's officially swimsuit season. Now technically, I'm not in the market for a new swimsuit. I bought three last year, and I'll continue to wear them this year since there's absolutely nothing wrong with them.

But it's always fun to look, and I really think I want to turn this into an annual tradition, regardless of whether I actually buy a new suit for the current year.

Before I share with you the swimsuits that have caught my eye this year, I thought it'd be nice to share with you the three swimsuits you'll be seeing me in this year. All were purchased last year, and all three are still available, as all all of the swimsuits I shared in my 2025 swimsuit picks.
The black floral two-piece was hands-down my most-worn swimsuit of last year. It's flattering and comfortable, and the straps on the back of the top are really cool. The two-toned blue-green was my second most-worn. I liked that the bottoms were adjustable.  The floral print one-piece, that I apparently never took a picture of myself wearing, was a non-boring, flattering option that I wore quite a bit to our local water park. All three of these are great quality and affordably priced, and I would buy them again.
I also want to share some of my favorite summer essentials that are back in stock and absolutely worth the price. My crochet cover-up is like wearing a fancy t-shirt. I like that it's short sleeved, thick enough to not be completely see through, and soft enough that it doesn't irritate my skin after being in the sun all day.

These water shoes were 100 percent my best purchase last summer. They kept my feet from burning on the hot concrete at the water park and didn't look as dorky as traditional water shoes. I love that they have sneaker-like soles with grippy tread, which made them much nicer for waring in the pool.

This Scout tote was my go-to for all water-related activities last summer. It's not huge, but it was just right for taking to the water park or out on the boat. This year, I have upgraded a bit to one of those big rubber totes, but I think I'll still use the Scout bag for the water park since we don't take as much in there.

Now on to my picks for 2026.

When it comes to swimwear, I'm not trendy at all. I've been wearing the same styles, colors, and patterns pretty much my whole life. Furthermore, I don't ever really notice a lot of deviation from year-to-year in my local shops or even my favorite online retailers. That said, I did do a brief bit of research into this year's swimwear trends (after I'd already picked my favorite suits to share with y'all) and found that, among other things, there's been a shift to early 2000s styles just like we're seeing in regular fashion. There's also been a return to simpler cuts and styles and more subtle details.

Like I said earlier, I'm not in the market for a new swimsuit this year, but if I was, these are the ones I would be considering. They're all on the modest side since I prefer a bit more coverage these days (I am not about that sunburn life, y'all), though not all are one pieces. All are under $50, which I think is pretty standard for a good suit these days. They come from Old Navy, Target, and my favorite Amazon swimsuit brands, as those are the three main places I buy my swimsuits from.

As always, these are all a reflection of my own style preferences and are meant to serve as inspiration rather than a guide. I hope my picks help point you in the direction of your perfect swimsuit, regardless of if it comes from here.
Pink Floral One Piece - Y'all know I love floral print, and this is one of my favorite Old Navy prints of all time. I like the ruching on this one; I feel like it would be flattering on anybody. It comes in three solid colors and a purple gingham print.

Purple Gingham Bikini - I really like the style of this two piece. The cinched detail on the top and bottoms is interesting. It comes in a few other color options; I also like the green floral.

Brown Polka Dot One Piece - This might be my favorite swimsuit on this year's list. I love brown polka dots so much. They always give off a Pretty Woman vibe, and this suit is just so chic to me.

Side-Tie Swim Dress - Is it just me, or are swim dresses gaining popularity these days? Thank goodness they're much cuter than they used to be. This one is adorable and comes in a ton of options.

Black Polka Dot One Piece - I don't think you can ever go wrong with black polka dots, but this suit has some fun details to help convince you. I love the knotted detail at the bust and ruching in the stomach. Both take an otherwise simply cut swimsuit up to the next level.

Swiss Dot Bikini - If I were in the market for a new suit, this bikini would be at the top of my shopping list for sure. I love swiss dots! But also, this top has that great tie feature which makes it just a bit more interesting than a regular bikini top, and the bottoms have those adjustable sides that I like so much.

Tropical Print One Piece - Prints like this take me back to my childhood. Man, this print was popular in the early 200s, and I had more than one swimsuit in this style. I love a square neck on a swimsuit, and this one has a nice scooped back, too.

Tropical Print Bikini - Same print, different color scheme, and obviously a different style swimsuit. I really like the back details on the top; it's a racerback style with a keyhole cutout. The bottoms are medium coverage and high waisted; they've got a wider waist band, which I think is interesting.

Floral Print One Piece - How cute is this one piece! I love the little tie detail on the front; I think it helps to keep that plunge modest. It's also got criss-crossed straps on the back, which is always fun. Also, the print is just really pretty. It says the bottoms are cheeky, but the model pictures look full coverage to me, so take from that what you will.

Strapless One Piece - I really like the print of this one piece. It has a built-in shelf bra to keep it in place, but it also comes with removable straps. It's got some shirring on it, too, which is more subtle than ruching but has about the same effect.

Ruffled Bikini - I think this is my favorite bikini on the list. How cute is this print? And the ruffle details! It's just perfection all the way around.

Yellow Floral Print Bikini - This bikini has lots of goodness going on. First, how pretty is this yellow floral print? I also like the wooden O ring in both the top and the bottom.

Brown One Piece - I don't know what it is exactly about this one that has me hooked, but I love it. It's just a plain Jane one piece at first glance, but it's got some subtle details that level it up. Specifically the shell stitching going around all the edges. It gives it just enough contrast to make it interesting. This one comes in a ton of different color options, so even if the brown isn't your cup of tea, you should definitely check it out.

Green Floral One Piece - I think this swimsuit is just so pretty. It's a basic design with ruching in the body for that tummy control effect. I like the wider straps and that it has metal fastenings. It comes in a ton of options.

Green Paisley Swimdress - I really like the paisley pattern in this swimdress. It's very similar to the one I shared earlier in terms of how it's cut. I like the double strap feature on the front and the scoop neck of this one just a bit better. It also comes in more color options.

Floral Print Tankini - I really like this print a lot. Like, a lot a lot. It also has a really cute tie back and shell stitching.

Red Floral Tankini - This suit has a straighter cut than the previous one, which I find more flattering for myself. The top has an interesting cut-out on the back, and how cute is that print on the bottoms? It comes in quite a few color options.

Color Block Bikini - This is a very plainly cut swimsuit other than the sort of criss-cross detail on the waist of the bottoms. I like the color-blocking and this particular color combination. It comes in a few more.