christina hendricks; esquire; letter to men; panties

Smokin' Aces

3:56:00 AM

Move over Megan Fox. There's a new best-looking woman in town. Her name? Christina Hendricks. That's her eating some watermelon up there. By the way, when I got this picture from Esquire its default save name was "christina-hendricks-hot-watermelon".

Now if you're like me you didn't recognize the name Christina Hendricks, so I'm going to tell you who she is. She's the star of the show Mad Men, which I've never seen. I'm not even sure what network it airs on. Anyway, she received the title of best-looking woman through a poll of more than 10,000 women. That's right. Women. It's part of Esquire's issue that's dedicated to "the fairer sex."

You can read more about all that here. And on to what I want to talk about...

I like that a redhead with blue eyes was voted as the best-looking woman for Esquire's women edition. As bearer of that title, Christina Hendricks wrote a "Letter to Men" for the issue. It was funny and very much true and I suggest you read it. Anyway, here are my favorites from her letter:

We remember forever what you say about the bodies of other women.This is very true, and like she goes on to say it's not necessarily a bad thing. You know, unless you're the jealous type, which I'm not. Basically, what our guy says about another woman's body let's us know what he finds attractive and/or sexy.

 Never complain about our friends. Even if we do.This should be self-explanatory. We know that said friend is crazy/stupid/annoying and we don't need you to add your comments or opinions about the matter to the stress we're already feeling about the whole situation. Just listen, eh?

Stand up, open a door, offer a jacket.In other words, be a gentleman. I love when my boyfriend randomly decides to open the car door for me, even if it's mainly because the scary serial killer looking guy from the store we were just in followed us into the parking lot. It makes me feel special.

You don't know this, but when we come back from a date, we feel awkward about that transition from our cute outfit into sexy lingerie. Amen. I mean, do you change in the bathroom? In front of him? Which entirely defeats the purpose I think. It's embarrassing.

 Panties is a wonderful word.Well, it is.

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2 comments

  1. Hahaha. Boooo on Megan Fox. (Sorry, not a fan of Megan Fox). This Christina Hendricks actually looks a lot better.

    And, "We remember forever what you say about the bodies of other women." I totally agree.

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  2. I know right. A woman's mind is like a vault. We remember pretty much everything.

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