David Letterman Sexual Extortion Plot Thickens

by - November 12, 2009

Who in their right mind would genuinely want to, for lack of a better phrase, "hit that"? I mean, c'mon. It's David freaking Letterman.


But I guess when you put a $2 million price tag on the deed, he starts to look a whole lot better.

Technically the $2 million dollars wasn't for the sex. It was actually for a third party to keep quiet about ol' Dave's sexual affairs with his staffers, most of whom were interns if I'm not mistaken. But Mr. Letterman didn't exactly play by their rules.

Dave is suing CBS producer Robert "Joe" Halderman for extortion. Good for you, Dave. Admit your misdoings and stand up for your rights. Halderman, on the other hand, is backpedaling fast. Now he claims that he wasn't blackmailing the late night host but was actually proposing a screenplay. What an interesting show that would make: The Letterman Affairs.

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