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Wednesday, March 31, 2010

pat benatar; love is a battlefield; chrisina in wonderland

I Look Like A Drag Queen

Ashton March 31, 2010 0

I wrote a guest blog for Christina in Wonderland today. So if you want to read my real post for the day you're going to have to do it t...

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

convicts; costumes; boxers; pacman

Convicts, Cell Phones & Pacman Boxers

Ashton March 30, 2010 3

The scanners, well one in particular, have been overly talkative tonight. And you know what I wish? That the dispatchers/drivers/police/what...

Monday, March 29, 2010

Just Another Manic Monday

Ashton March 29, 2010 5

Cyanide and Happiness is not only funny, but - quite by accident I'm sure - relevant to a controversial issue that's been plaguing...

Friday, March 26, 2010

drive-in movie; grease; march madness

Pointlessness at its Finest

Ashton March 26, 2010 3

I interupt your regularly scheduled lives for a pointless post. I've been sitting at my desk for the past 20 minutes trying to come up ...

Thursday, March 25, 2010

toads; super mario brothers

Feelin' Froggy?

Ashton March 25, 2010 4

Today's topic is a little different from what I've been doing lately, so I'll apologize now for the lack of what Christina calls...

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

dancing with the stars; reality shows; derrick hough; louis van amstel

Reality Buzz

Ashton March 23, 2010 4

I'm not really a big fan of reality television. For the most part I think it's television at its dumbest. It's all scripted dram...

Monday, March 22, 2010

police scanner; happy bunny; police; dispatch; car burglar

E: Police Scanner News

Ashton March 22, 2010 5

Sorry, guys. No strippers or sexy halloween costumes today. You know how back in the old days people used to sit around their radios the wa...

Friday, March 19, 2010

strippers; peep show; chippendales; peeps

Peep Show

Ashton March 19, 2010 9

You guessed it! Today's post is about strippers. Okay, I know this doesn't seem like a typical topic of choice for me. Let me expla...

Thursday, March 18, 2010

newlywed murder plot; murder for hire; detective; halloween; agatha christie

Detective-ing

Ashton March 18, 2010 3

You know how I always complain about having to post stories to the web? Well, even though I still extremely dislike having to do it, today...

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

green; st patricks day; lars the emo kid

Kiss Me, I'm Irish

Ashton March 17, 2010 2

Happy St. Patrick's Day! I'm totally not wearing green right now. Guess it's a good thing my day is ending in a few hours. Thre...

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

first date; dinner and a movie

Dating 101

Ashton March 16, 2010 1

So I was thinking about first dates the other day, and realized that while in truth I haven't had all that many, what transpires is a go...

Monday, March 15, 2010

neighbors; dorms; vampires; rockstar; hippies; frienship

Neighbors: They're Great

Ashton March 15, 2010 1

In the past five years, I've had the privilege of experiencing many neighbors. And when I say many, I mean that as in I've lived in...

Friday, March 12, 2010

happy; award; cyanide and happiness

Freaky Friday

Ashton March 12, 2010 2

This is what today feels like: Only not in an entertaining way. Somehow, I managed to get almost an hour behind. I don't know how it h...

Thursday, March 11, 2010

slurge; mirror; shopping

Bargain Thursday

Ashton March 11, 2010 2

So I was shopping for curlers yesterday morning because I've been battling flat hair here lately and it's driving me absolutely nuts...

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

lindsay lohan; e trade; guilty pleasure; jonas; cyanide and happiness

Guilt-less Guilty Pleasure

Ashton March 10, 2010 1

**I interupt the pointlessness that follows (before it even starts) for a short rant on real-life-celebrity drama. I know we all don't ...

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

happiness; happy days; whit johnson

Oh, Happy Day!

Ashton March 09, 2010 3

happiness: [hap-ee-nis] the quality or state of being happy **side note:: if a Spanish-speaking person looked at the dictionary pronunciatio...

Monday, March 8, 2010

poo-pourri; stink; poo; bathroom

Stink Be Gone

Ashton March 08, 2010 2

I heard about this product on the radio one day last week and decided to check it out. So I went to their website and this is what greeted m...

Friday, March 5, 2010

driving; road rage

Driving 101

Ashton March 05, 2010 1

Let's face it, people do some crazy things on the road. Which isn't to exclude myself, although I happen to be of the belief that I...

Thursday, March 4, 2010

giraffes; homosexuality; nature vs nurture

Adventures with Giraffes

Ashton March 04, 2010 3

Giraffes are my favorite animal. Always have been. I don't really know why but I absolutely love them. I have a giraffe print purse, a g...

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

weird; chocolate bunnies

Weird Wednesday

Ashton March 03, 2010 1

I have a whole list of blog topics for days like today when there's nothing blog-worthy in the news, but today I just don't have the...

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

You're So Vain; Carly Simon

Clouds in my Coffee

Ashton March 02, 2010 1

Since I didn't have anything else planned for today, I figured I'd jump on the bandwagon and postulate on who the subject of Carly S...

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