lindsay lohan; alcohol bracelet

The many faces of Lindsay

3:56:00 AM

I used to like Lindsay Lohan. You know, back when she wasn't addicted to drugs and an alcoholic.

 
The days when you couldn't see every bone in her body and she was a redhead. Well, she might be a redhead again - I'm not sure. I kinda stopped following her when she started looking like a crackhead skeleton.

I just know the blond and black-hair phases were not an attractive look for her.

Neither was this:

She kinda looks like a mule that's gotten a mouth-full of briars...

Anyway, I'm sure you guys have heard it on the radio or possibly read it online or even seen it on t.v., but Lindsay was supposed to be in court last week for drug charges and something about driving. She didn't show up. She was at the Cannes Film Festival in France.

Her rep claims that someone stole her passport and Lindsay didn't realize it until she got to the gate at the airport. I smell a big pile of bull embedded in this story. Know why? Lindsay went out partying that night. Real responsible, huh?

Anyway, she went to court yesterday on the charges I mentioned before. The judge has sentenced her to wear an alcohol-monitoring bracelet and she has to take alcohol classes once a week. Also, and this is the best part for me, the judge has ordered her not to go ahead with filming a movie in Texas or take part in photo shoots while she's being drug tested in L.A.

Remember the good ol' days when Lindsay looked like this?

Back when she looked like a real person and was a decent role model for kids? Now it's actually kind of embarrassing that she was ever a natural redhead.

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3 comments

  1. I never really liked her at all, but that's just me. I do miss the days when she had some meat on her bones, though. Now she just looks fake.

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  2. I used to like her. I used to find her adorable. But not anymore. I don't hate her now, though. Well, yes, for kissing Drew Fuller. But really, I just feel sorry for her.

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  3. I don't hate her. I just don't like her anymore.

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