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Monday, May 31, 2010

memorial day; family reunion; bowling; pool

Family Reunions & Adventures at a Bowling Alley

Ashton May 31, 2010 3

Happy Memorial Day Every year on Memorial Day weekend, one side of my family has a reunion. And let me tell you, it's in the middle of ...

Friday, May 28, 2010

internet; technology; geek squad

Now Taking Applications for Personal Geek Squad

Ashton May 28, 2010 4

Yep. That's me. On the wrong side of the internet as usual. So yesterday I took a walk through my history with technology, and if you r...

Thursday, May 27, 2010

technology; computers; apple; powerpoint; encarta; adobe

Technology & Me

Ashton May 27, 2010 5

Sometimes I think I should be hanging out with these guys. Seriously though, me and technology, as a general rule, do not get along. Which ...

Wednesday, May 26, 2010

I'm fighting a war.

Ashton May 26, 2010 8

No real post today. It feels as if an army of midgets has taken up residency inside my face (yes, my face). And they're all armed with ...

Tuesday, May 25, 2010

lindsay lohan; alcohol bracelet

The many faces of Lindsay

Ashton May 25, 2010 3

I used to like Lindsay Lohan. You know, back when she wasn't addicted to drugs and an alcoholic. The days when you couldn't see e...

Monday, May 24, 2010

sleep deprivation; sobe; that's what she said; pacman

I'm not random. I just have many thoughts.

Ashton May 24, 2010 5

That's me, or at least I feel like that's what I should look like right about now. But it's my own fault for sacrificing a nap i...

Saturday, May 22, 2010

I've been tagged!

Ashton May 22, 2010 3

Okay, so I don't really get into the whole awards thing. I've actually been awarded quite a few but I either don't realize it un...

Friday, May 21, 2010

work health risks

Death by News

Ashton May 21, 2010 3

My job is slowly killing me. No, really, it is. And yours is probably slowly killing you. As I told you yesterday, I found this article on ...

Thursday, May 20, 2010

rubber bands; justin beiber; megan fox

Mind Boggling

Ashton May 20, 2010 3

So I don't have anything really pertinent to talk about today. The news is chock-full of news on the oil spill (which don't get me w...

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

megan fox; unibrows; old wives' tales

Megan Fox, Unibrows & Old Wives' Tales

Ashton May 19, 2010 8

Did you know Megan Fox [seen above in a photo for GQ magazine] was born with a unibrow? Don't believe me? I can prove it with the help...

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

chocolate milk; got milk; chocolate milk diet

Got [chocolate] Milk?

Ashton May 18, 2010 4

I've never actually been on a diet. As a matter of fact, if you put my name right next to the word diet - like this: Ashton-diet - it wo...

Monday, May 17, 2010

woman's tool kit; construction

Warning: Hard Hats Must Be Worn Beyond This Point

Ashton May 17, 2010 3

You know how guys make fun of girls when they're trying to do something construction-like? Well, this past week I've been not-so-muc...

Thursday, May 13, 2010

scanner; sleep; alligator

Scanner Shenanigans

Ashton May 13, 2010 2

Normally the scanners at work are obnoxiously, annoyingly loud and distracting and I want nothing more than to chunk them out the window. Ho...

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

bookcase; explosion; books; fail

Failtacular Tuesday

Ashton May 12, 2010 6

So I told you guys a couple days ago that I moved over the weekend. Well, I bought this really cute bookcase that I was uber excited about b...

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

katy perry; zoey deschanel; maxim's top 100

What Were They Thinking?

Ashton May 11, 2010 3

Maxim magazine has named Katy Perry their top 100 hottest woman. What?! How did this come about? I have a sneaking suspicion that it someh...

Monday, May 10, 2010

Moving Day

Ashton May 10, 2010 3

In case you've been wondering where I've been, just check under the pile of boxes currently sitting in my dining room... But serious...

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

rain; pollen

Singin' in the Rain

Ashton May 05, 2010 4

It seriously rained for two days straight here, but it wasn't the kind of rain you could go all Gene Kelly and sing in. Oh, no. I'm ...

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

pacman; frog; tadpoles; sweeps

I'm a tadpole trying to be a frog.

Ashton May 04, 2010 5

I'm a really horrible blogger as of late. Sure there are reasons for this - namely the decline of my time management skills, i.e. my mor...

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